Despite its ban from campus, Senior Assassin has remained a staple tradition for many years as a lighthearted way to make memories in the final stretch of high school. In the game, teams of three seniors...

For months, I’ve been seeing viral clips of a comical green lizard named Tom — the one that spams lizard emojis with text-to-speech on a phone. That’s what initially drew me to “Hoppers.”  Released...

Following the creation of a promotional Instagram account, on Jan. 28, a website called “HHS Rank” spread among students. One day later, the website was taken down by a student The Epitaph exclusively...

At the annual bell game, varsity football crushed rival team Fremont Firebirds 40-0 last Friday, marking the season’s end with a spirited note. Not long into the first quarter, tight end and outside...

Trustees failed to approve a Memorandum of Understanding between FUHSD and the external school districts that trustees Pat Carpio-Aguilar and Danny Choi work for as teachers. The measure, introduced on...

In front of the C-Building, two colorfully painted wooden planters filled with California’s native plants popped up right before school started. Turns out, they were built by senior Sravya Varanasi,...

The FUHSD Board of Trustees met to discuss a range of topics on Sept. 9, most notably the district-wide dress code and a new file management system. The board approved a $8052 contract with ARC Document...

California passed Assembly Bill 3216, the Phone-Free Schools Bill, last August, mandating greater cell phone restriction measures across all school districts. With the bill taking formal effect July 1,...

The spotlight flickers on to reveal a lonely hospital cot, revealing Alex O’Connor, better known as Rex Orange County, sitting beside a doctor. As he sits on the bed, he sings his song “Alexander,”...